Them:  That seems pretty racist.

You:  I don’t have a racist bone in my body.

Them:  He only said that because she’s a woman.

You:  No.  He loves women.  He’s married and has a daughter.  

Them:  You used homosexuality as an insult!

You:  Oh here come the PC Police.

Them:  Sir, we can’t put him off of the plane because he’s Muslim.

You:  It’s not because of his religion. He just looks suspicious.  

Them:  She’s a perfect candidate for this position.

You:  My only concern is that this is a technology based role and someone her age may not be able to keep up.